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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

4 feet across

I'm sitting in my hotel room watching the American Music Awards telecast on TV. Mariah Scarey has just opened the show and I'm confused.

Is she more curvaceous than "normal"?

Or is the wide screen aspect of my plasma TV that's making her butt and boobs measure about 4 feet across?

Regardless, someone tell the gal to cover up and stop dressing like a porn star.

1 Comments:

  • The only thing worse was Mariah during the 1/2 time show of the Thanksgiving football game. I think your porn star assessment is correct.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 6:07 a.m.  

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