I feel tingly all over
This makes my face tingle. I swear -- I just rub it all over my naughty bits face and the tingling starts and I feel all alive like my skin is being exfoliated by tiny microscopic spa attendants and stuff. The longer I leave it on, the more tingly I feel. Ooooh, how I like it!
God, I love low-level sensory stimulation!
conceived, scrawled, heavily edited, carefully reconsidered, left for a while to digest, edited once more, and then ultimately posted by: just call me jeff at
2:52 p.m.
2 Comments:
Oh boy! If you like that then you SO need to try Estee Lauder Micro Derma B exfoliator. It heats up when you put it on. It's like a sauna for your face!
God, we're SO gay!
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Christopher, at 4:05 p.m.
Like a sauna?! Like a sauna, you say?! Do I get to wear only a white towel and walk around cruising other men while coyly sucking in my gut and looking wildly unattainable? Cuz I'm an expert at that!!
Thanks for the suggestion. I'll check it out at the local pharmacy, but if it's too expensive for this cheap-ass po-boy, I may have to simply be content with my Neutrogena. I can justify $13 a tube, but anything more expensive than that goes into the nice-to-have-but-remember-that-you're-currently-unemployed category.
Thanks again for the product endorsement, Christopher! I appreciate knowing how to be the best gay I can be, seeing as how I'm still soooo butch. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry, I totally slay me.
Jeff.
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just call me jeff, at 4:05 a.m.
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