I'll stick to my own

My friend Stupid Kiwi works for a company called TXU. Every time he sends me an e-mail, I get a chuckle out of the company tagline at the bottom of his e-mail signature:

TXU - we're excited by gas and electricity.

Now I'm just as excited by electricity as the next guy. It's just the gas thang that I have the issue with. But hey, I suppose someone's gotta get off on it. Ahhh, the extremely personal nature of fetishes. I'll leave the gas to TXU and stick to my own pseudo-fetish -- well, more of an obsession, really: M&M's.

And on a related note, I saw these guys parading around in their speedos at a bar last night under the guise of raising money to keep their team afloat (I totally slay me!). Well, in addition to a considerable wad of cash, they certainly raised many blood-engorged penises awareness for their team and its roster of calendar-worthy talented players.