Not much
Today? Oh, not much. Just enjoying the hot, sunny weather by going to the beach and workin' on the tanlines.
How 'bout you?
Today? Oh, not much. Just enjoying the hot, sunny weather by going to the beach and workin' on the tanlines.
How 'bout you?
conceived, scrawled, heavily edited, carefully reconsidered, left for a while to digest, edited once more, and then ultimately posted by: just call me jeff at 5:05 p.m.
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High Tea at the Empress Hotel (Victoria, BC - January/2003).
In this picture, I'm wearing my favourite blue lambswool sweater, which (three years later, in the throes of absent-mindedness) I accidentally threw into the washing machine -- thereby shrinking it to doll-sized proportions.
You are now entering a zone liberally sprinkled with sarcasm. A kind, gentle place where I sometimes apply artistic liberty while spewing questionable content, useless factoids, and ridiculous ramblings.
Warning: Christopher sarcasm is my middle name!
name: just call me jeff
my proud heritage: I'm from a beautiful nation created by God and known by one and all around this earth as Canada
my birthplace: Edmonton
my hometown: Ottawa
my home: most definitely the one and only Vancouver
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life is large. why insist on living small? live large, expand into the space, realize your potential, follow your dreams. or live small, feel safe, pass up opportunity, wonder "what if," and wake up in 5 years with regrets.
I know that I'm extremely lucky to have choices available to me, because not everyone does. I try not to take that privilege for granted and am gonna do my best to live, love and laugh my way through this existence.
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This blog is powered by my passion for life, love and laughter.....
and plenty of Diet Coke (often flavoured with a wee splash of cherry vodka) and peanut M&M's. As a result, I'm often on a sugar high when writing these ramblings.
Regardless of that fact, please note that the views expressed herein represent my own, personal opinions. If you don't like what you read, please feel free to find another blog whose author doesn't have strength of conviction has beliefs more closely aligned with yours.
But, even if you are narrow-minded don't agree with my views, please have a nice day!
5 Comments:
Since I am the human barometer and it's stormy here I'm suffering from a headache after my dreadful commute. And I guess I'm also being whiney.
The beach sounds better.
Are you working to diminish your tan lines or increase their visible contrast?
By Unknown, at 7:16 a.m.
you. piss. me. off.
;)
By dantallion, at 12:43 p.m.
I envy you in the sun... It's bloody cold in London and I'm off to Washington on Monday and it'll be no better. I'm at the wrong end of the world.......
By Greg, at 12:47 p.m.
well it's sunny here and 60F today, so i can't really complain.
but i will.
i hate working on nice days like this! i wanna be on a beach in australia! wah!
/complaining
By Anonymous, at 5:23 p.m.
Luscious Lorna: always working to enhance the tanlines. I seek contrast!
Dan: please don't hate me because I get to go to the beach. Hate me because I get to go to the beach every freakin' day : )
Rex: you're definitely on the wrong side of the world. It's way better Down Under than Up Over!
Jesse: come on down and join me. There's plenty of sand to go around and Mardi Gras is in full swing!
By just call me jeff, at 7:04 p.m.
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