2005 Tramp Tour:
coming soon to a city near you!
Can you spot the tramp? (Christmas 2004)
This is me showing off my skills as a trampoline virtuoso at Christmas. We played a game where you have to alternate dropping to your knees, then flinging yourself onto your butt, then to your knees, then your butt...well, ya know. But you can't use your hands or any other part of your body (other than your knees or butt as appropriate) to push off the tramp.
I'll be honest: I'm blessed with abs of a 12-year-old girl steel and a competitive nature that wills me to succeed. Armed with those assets, I'm proud to say that, in my first ever attempt at this future Olympic discipline game, I posted a pending world record of 61 drops without stopping. (I could have kept going, but I was hot, sweaty, and in sudden need of a cocktail!) The International Trampoline Federation is meeting later this month in Lausanne to ratify my new mark.
I'd be ready to fight for a spot on the Australian National Tramp Team, but I'm already captain of the Canadian Tramp Team. I'll be coming to a city near you as part of my 2005 World Tour. That's me: "Tramping the globe just for you!"
conceived, scrawled, heavily edited, carefully reconsidered, left for a while to digest, edited once more, and then ultimately posted by: just call me jeff at
3:20 p.m.
2 Comments:
Hahaha! I was just laughing at your comment line!
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JaG, at 3:42 p.m.
Glad to see that the skills you learned in the summer of '93 paid off.
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Unknown, at 8:02 a.m.
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