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Brad Pitt or Gael Garcia Bernal?
Discuss.
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5 Comments:
Gael - hands down!
By
Christopher, at 5:09 a.m.
Brad Pitt today or Brad Pitt newly discovered in Thelma and Louise jumping on the bed shirtless performing his mock robbery? He had the looks but never really developed into the actor that we hoped would give us more than a superficial reason to say that we loved his movies.
Gael Garcia Bernal already has the acting abilities and the smokin' good looks. I anticipate great enjoyment watching his movies on his way to his 40's and not having to compromise a great movie and performance to watch a hot man.
hmmm, am I over thinking this?
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Unknown, at 6:25 a.m.
Sadly, neither. Because both appear to be tragically free of facial/body hair. Brad can be rougher looking when he wants, but he's still got that pretty boy thing. However, he IS my age (ISH, shut up), so if he calls.....
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JMG, at 10:24 a.m.
I agree with pony. I'd play the middleman for those two.
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dantallion, at 7:14 a.m.
Excellent discussion, people! Looks like final the tally is:
Gael: 1
"Gael because I respect his acting": 2
Brad: 0
"Neither, but Brad if he just happens to call": 1
"Both please, cuz I'm a slut": 3 (that includes my vote in this column, by the way)
Next week: Harvey Fierstein or Nathan Lane.....
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just call me jeff, at 9:34 p.m.
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