Releasing the J-LO sex god within
Oh God. I did it. I succumbed.
I bought a new pair of jeans that actually make me look like I have an ass aren't quite so loose as the ones I've been wearing for the past year. I admit it: I'm being totally shallow. But can somebody please look at me with lust in their eyes for a change?!
I'm not a bad man. I'm just lame weak.
conceived, scrawled, heavily edited, carefully reconsidered, left for a while to digest, edited once more, and then ultimately posted by: just call me jeff at
7:57 p.m.
5 Comments:
You will find lust (and more I'm sure) when you come to North America.
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Anonymous, at 12:09 p.m.
if we're to give you that kind of lust, we must see pictures of said ass in said jeans!! ;)
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myke, at 4:30 p.m.
Indytallguy: Very nice of you to say that! For now, I'll settle for a quick sideways glance.
Myke: Uh, camera problems. Ya, that's it, I'm having camera problems. They're, uh, preventing me from downloading pics.
Pony: Good thing Mother Nature took ample care of you in other ways, tiger!
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just call me jeff, at 5:41 p.m.
Debra - You are far too hard on yourself. If I had your genes (or jeans) I'd be more than happy! ;-p
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epicurist, at 8:03 a.m.
Epicurist: two gold stars for that comment!! (much appreciated)
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just call me jeff, at 8:49 a.m.
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