2 cup sizes!

Damn, there are a lot of scary commercials on American TV and radio.

I mean, let's be honest here -- I'm not unaccustomed to American TV and radio by any means. But when we see American network TV shows broadcast on Canadian airwaves, we typically see national commercials for car companies, fast food restaurants, national retailers, etc. Or, oftentimes, the American shows are simulcast by a Canadian network who has purchased the rights to air that show in Canada and can sell ad time to Canadian companies. As a result, we'll see commercials for local or national Canadian companies, or North America-wide companies. Some of the commercials are bad,but not often scary.

So to see all these local San Diego market commercials is,um, interesting. There's a lot of shit out there.

And don't even get me started on the radio ads. Clearly, I had forgotten that Southern California is the plastic surgery capital of the world. And they ain't afraid to advertise their services, Blanche.

I've already sent away for the amazing topical cream that you can just rub on your breasts to see instant results of up to 2 cup sizes. I'm assuming it works on other areas, too.