Progress
I went out last night after work, and was wearing my sexy new jeans. And sure enough it happened: somebody looked at me with lust in their eyes!
I think.
He had a lazy eye, so I'm not sure if he was looking at me or at someone in the crowd around me. Honestly, I just could not tell.
Ahhhhhh, who cares. At least it's progress.
conceived, scrawled, heavily edited, carefully reconsidered, left for a while to digest, edited once more, and then ultimately posted by: just call me jeff at
5:36 a.m.
3 Comments:
You've got a great ass! Very pinch-able!
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Anonymous, at 11:17 a.m.
If you're like me, you don't show that you have an ass unless you're naked... and that's just a lot of work if you go to more than one bar in a night.
One good thing about lazy eye is that it's spontaneous.
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Jef, at 7:08 p.m.
Priscilla: oh STOP! STOP! It's not that pinchable! Well, maybe in the new jeans it's approaching pinchable...
Jef: You're absolutely right! There are really only one or two bars around town that I ever get naked in. The others are just a bit too trashy -- even for me : )
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just call me jeff, at 8:55 a.m.
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